I have to sit an interview
I: Hello I have to sit an interview,
E: Why?
I: Because I want a job in England to learn their language and to get some work experience
E: Alright, do you speak English?
I: Yes a little, but it isn’t the question.
E: Ok good, why do you want to work for our company?
I: Yes
E: 'Are you laughing at me?
I: yes!
E: stop it!
I: I am sorry! I don’t speak English, as you may have already noticed! But I buy this!
E: Are you joking? You aren’t serious? And you want to work with English people without knowing how to speak English? It's not possible!
I: But I like travelling? Do you like travelling?
E: No, but it isn’t the question, are you trying to be funny?
I: Yes, very much so
E: You are really stupid, why are you here actually?
I: Because I like interviews, do you like interviews?
E: Yes when I want to hire people
I: yes good
E: and you, do you want me to hire you?
I: Yes, very much
E: Ok, well, tell me something that may interest me
I: It must be English Humour? Are you sure about what you are saying?
E: Yes. Well, you are wasting my time and I'm in a hurry. It was a real pleasure meeting you but we must leave it there, and I have to say
good bye and I hope I never see you in my office again.
I: Ok good bye, I'll come back to see you again.
E: No, certainly not, we don’t want to see you here again.
I: Ok good bye
E: Pfffou!!!! They aren’t easy these French passengers!